There goes the 🅱️oat

- Well, you've done it. It's all fucked! What we gonna do?

+ I don't know.

- Where are we?

+ I don't know.

-We are lost!

+ I know... But the sound of the waves, it's so relaxing, you know?

- Not right now! Water is the only thing I can see and hear now. You should be worried!

+ Why? Nothing's gonna change. We'll still be floating here... floating around.

- Hey, heyeyey! Stay with me...

+ The boat suuuuunk...

- Yes, I know that. But why?

+ I don't know, it got fucked during the ride.

- Why didn't you say anything?

+ Because I did not know it was getting bad! I thought someone just spilled their drink.

- The water was reaching our ankles. The thing went down reeeally slowly.

+ It doesn't matter, it's gone.

- The emergency light?

+ Gone.

- The bag of crisps?

+ In the bottom of the ocean.

- And the other...

+ Gone with the ship as well. It's all over, just... stop talking about it. Don't say anything.

...

- The water sounds quite calm.

+Told you.

- Are we gonna stay here?

+ No.
- Where are we going?

+ Who knows?

- I think we should swim.

+ To where?

- Somewhere dry?

+ I like the water more.

- We cannot stay here forever.

+ We know we won't.

- Is your plan just to stay still?

+ Don't mind if I yabba dabba do.

- I cannot just abandon you here.

+ I think you should .

- It's not like I have too many options.

...

- You think you'll reach land soon?

+ For our own good, yes. But I like more the idea of being rescued.

- So, we just wait for somebody else?

+ It usually works.

- Makes me feel kind of useless.

+ I just stopped fighting against that feeling. I'd rather feel lucky.

- You were actually lucky, until the thing went... well...

+ Into shit? Yeah, I mean, you have to be balanced in life. A balanced breakfast, a balanced ratio between joy and hopelessness. You just deal whit it.

- I don't think you're dealing with it. You're literally drifting away.

+ Almost, I'm drifting somewhere. I just don't care where right now. You have smokes?

- Yes, but they're menthol and completely wet.

+ Hehe, I know. I guess I'll just wait then.